BOOK REVIEW!!!
ON THE ROAD by JACK KEROUAC
“Oh, yeah man, On the Road. Dude, that’s a good story man. So good. Yeah man… so… dude, yeah, man… dude, bro…” I had been stuck with concessions, AGAIN! My friend was producing a play, and me not being an actor, or a director, or a sound or lighting technician, but wanting to help out, got stuck with selling tickets and concessions. So I brought my book to read, and the book was ON THE ROAD. I was halfway through the book. And I sort of liked it.
I was kind of getting into it. I could see it happening. I wanted to see myself driving back and forth across the country in the late 40s, early 50s (Is that when it took place? It’s been awhile since I read it… and I can’t say it all stuck with me). Then this happened.
There I was, minding my own business, reading my book, selling Sprites to anyone that wanted one, and this tiny, scrawny, long-haired, belt studded, black wearing hippie/cool/emo/rocker dude walks up to me and starts to talk to me about how he LOVED ON THE ROAD.
Really? Is this the target audience? Is it that cool to read Kerouac? Snap, snap daddio.
I guess so. I did like it while reading it. But since then, time has passed for me. And honestly, as more stuff goes into the brain, more and more of On The Road has been forgotten. Thus I guess it doesn’t stand the test of time. Then again… I’ve never driven across the country, so maybe one needs that experience in order to… no wait, wait, I have driven across the country. Hmm… I’ve never listened to jazz in San Francisco? Listen: let me put it like this, reading On The Road is sort of like being a year into college, and you’re having fun, and you’re meeting new people, but you miss your old friends, and you miss the easy school assignments, and how little responsibility you had to deal with. You had this faux sense of happy nostolgia. Then you get a few years older, and then you’re thinking, “No way in hell would I ever go back to high school, I don’t care how hot Sunny Crane was, she’s definately not worth going back for, especially if I have to sit through another damn calculus class.”
On The Road: Sure Sunny Crane was hot in high school, but is she hot now? Don’t know, don’t really care to find out, cause there are other things on my mind
