all those little annoying ticks, tricks and thoughts that go through my head on a daily basis.
Mon
Jan
14
MY OTHER BLOG
Part TWO of my crack at 24 (cause of the writer’s strike)
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MY OTHER BLOG
Part one of my crack at a new season of 24 (Since there’s a writer’s strike and all).
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Mon
Aug
27
WOMEN IN HISTORY I WOULDN’T MIND DOINKING
MARIE CURIE - A pioneer in the field of radioactivity. The first (and perhaps still the only?) two time honored Nobel Laureate. She litterally worked herself to death, what with the radiation poisoning and all.
PICK-UP LINE- “Baby, is it hot in here or are those just the isotopes? What, no, I mean, is it you?”
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WOMEN IN HISTORY I WOULDN’T MIND DOINKING
Nellie Bly- American journalist most famous for writing an expose on metal institutions by faking a mental illness (in order to get into the institution). We also share the same birthday (May 5… seperated by 112 year though).
PICK-UP LINE- “Investigate this!”
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Thu
Jun
7
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rayna says:
i really do hope you find someone to laugh your years away with.
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jeff says:
me too. The television (my current partner) isn't a very good conversationalist. Sure it can make me laugh on occasion, but the sex is awful.
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rayna says:
i wonder how it became known to have the reputation of a boob tube.
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jeff says:
funny.
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rayna says:
they're all going towards flat screens now.
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Jeff says:
Okay, that's enough.
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Fri
May
25
WOMEN IN HISTORY I WOULDN’T MIND DOINKING
JOAN OF ARC- A Saint, a warrior, possibly a bit crazy. She may have been a bit doggish looking, I’m not really sure. But it’s JOAN OF ARC!!! She’s bound to have been feisty.
PICK-UP LINE- “You know what would really piss off the English? Us doinking.”
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