October 2011
14 posts
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Book review of The Help →
March 2008
2 posts
BOOK REVIEWS: The Late Bloomer's Revolution by Amy...
There’s a bit of a story behind me reading this book. First: I like reading memoirs, at least, so I thought. I started reading memoirs years ago. I started with David Sedaris, and moved onto Sarah Vowell, and then some Augusten Burroughs, Chuck Klosterman, and some David Rackoff… all authors that I greatly admire for their writing skills. This is akin to me taking up watching...
February 2008
2 posts
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I smell funny.
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My other blog this time is about my Lent practices… neat-o.
January 2008
4 posts
BOOK REVIEW!!!
ON THE ROAD by JACK KEROUAC “Oh, yeah man, On the Road. Dude, that’s a good story man. So good. Yeah man… so… dude, yeah, man… dude, bro…” I had been stuck with concessions, AGAIN! My friend was producing a play, and me not being an actor, or a director, or a sound or lighting technician, but wanting to help out, got stuck with selling tickets and...
WatchI can’t begin to tell you how much I love this video.
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Part TWO of my crack at 24 (cause of the writer’s strike)
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Part one of my crack at a new season of 24 (Since there’s a writer’s strike and all).
August 2007
2 posts
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Things I’ve learned about the DTR.
June 2007
4 posts
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The girl of my dreams… perhaps?
Bring the funny
rayna says: i really do hope you find someone to laugh your years away with.
jeff says: me too. The television (my current partner) isn't a very good conversationalist. Sure it can make me laugh on occasion, but the sex is awful.
rayna says: i wonder how it became known to have the reputation of a boob tube.
jeff says: funny.
rayna says: they're all going towards flat screens now.
Jeff says: Okay, that's enough.
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Oh vacation.
May 2007
15 posts
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Ah broken ankle, you have just about broken me.
Andy Rooney 60 Minutes Segment That Didn't Air
From McSweeneys, by Garrett Socol ANDY ROONEY: Another sex tape hit the Internet this week. I don’t know what the big deal is. People look at Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton in action, and they can’t believe their eyes. Excuse me, but hasn’t sex been around for generations? In fact, the reason we have generations is because we have sex. Every man and woman you see racing to...
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I broke my ankle. I said I wouldn’t but there I went and did it.
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Oh sadness… and maybe something that makes you laugh. It made me laugh, but I wrote it.
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A little thing I like to call fun with photoshop.
A day at the ballpark
I went to the Texas Rangers, Los Angeles Angels baseball game yesterday. It was the first weekday day game I’d ever been to, I was with two of my best friends, and it was everything I wished and hoped for. I got to see a grand slam (the Angels). Two home runs (Rangers- that came way too late in the game, still, there was fireworks, even in the middle of the day). I got to see Sammy Sosa and Mark...
dumb myspace quiz
01. Are you a happy person? Define happy. 02. What can always make you happy? Well, I mean, what is happy? Ice cream makes me not sad… but happy? What’s happy exactly again? 03. Do you wish you were happier? Seriously, I mean, is happy on a sliding scale? Like is it a puppy licking me in the face? Actually, that’s kind of gross. 04. Is being happy overrated? By the Hammer of Thor what the hell do...
Text from Don Quixote
In the midst of this their conversation, they discovered thirty or forty wind-mills all together on the plain, which the knight no sooner percieved, that he said to his squire, “Chance has conducted our affairs even better than we could either wish or hope for; look there, friend Sancho, and behold thrity of forty outrageous giants, with whom, I intend to engage in battle, and put every soul of...
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Learning about me.
found information on the month of May
FROM FLASHNEWS.COM- National Masturbation Month Reaches Climax On May 28 SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) – May has been declared “National Masturbation Month” by the Good Vibrations sex toy company. But the annual event really reaches a climax on May 28, which is National Masturbation Day. That’s when touchy-feely people all across America will be coming together for a good cause called the...
April 2007
17 posts
WatchKids say the darndest things!
